Synopsis: After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.
My quick review: I’m all in favor of fun brainless movies. And come on, this one has ” The Hoff” in it. But there is a fine line between dumb and dumber.
Piranha 3DD shows us that, when there is little talent behind the camera (John Gulager is no Alexandre Aja) what is left of such a movies is, well, Piranhas and double Ds. Some might argue that this is the only thing that matters but such a poorly acted, poorly plotted and poorly shot movie does not deserve a drunk evening with your friends.
Better catch up the original Piranha 3D from Aja or the “real” original Piranha from Joe Dante.
My Rating: 4/10 (one more point thanks to David Hasselhoff)
Director: John Gulager