Horror Poems and Essays

There’s vacancies at the Bates Motel
He’s waiting there for you
With a beedy eye on her nice new dress
Her end is coming soon.

The lady thinks that Normans a gent
And all he says is true
He takes her case to its final place
Then leads her to her doom.

Norman Bates was lonely
Watched her from his parlor
He struggles with his feelings
He’s not the one to harm her.

He watched her taking off her dress
He thinks It’s his mothers size
He waits till she’s helpless before he strikes
To claim his fatal prize.

Her dress is just a perfect fit
It fits him like no other
He can’t explain his lodgers death
So he blames it on his mother.

Author: Dean Farnell.

Dean Farnell writes quirky songs and poetry mainly on horror or spooky related themes, his song The Monsters Ball is out now on itunes, Amazon, Songcast for download. Click Here to Download it now!
The words from this specific poem were adapted from the following song, check it out:

Hitchcock’s to blame I can’t find a wife
Each time i see birds i run for my life
I won’t take a shower It’s always a bath
Each girl that i meet thinks I’m having a laugh.

I’ve have seven locks on my bathroom door
I won’t go to lonely motels anymore
The friends in my life just snigger and mock
It’s all down to that fella Alfred Hitchcock.

The pitiful guy with his eyes pecked out
Has left a huge scar there is no doubt
With nightmares of crows on a climbing frame
Birds i can’t trust them ever again.

The shower’s a scene that i can’t erase
When i tell any mates, there just amazed
Get over it chap or you’ll stay alone
A prisoner in your very own home.

When I saw these two films if i’d only knew
What The Birds and Psycho would actually do
I fight tooth and nail around the clock
To rid the spell of Alfred Hitchcock

Author: Dean Farnell. Dean Farnell writes quirky songs and poetry mainly on horror or spooky related themes, his song The Monsters Ball is out now on itunes, Amazon, Songcast for download. Click Here to Download it now!