A Haunting at Silver Falls Review

Synopsis: A small town is haunted by the twin daughters of a wrongfully convicted man. Young Jordan is sent down the path to who the real killer is only to find the killer is very close to her. My Quick Review: During its first few minutes, A Haunting at Silver Falls gave me a 80s horror […]

Area 407 Review

Synopsis: Survivors of an airplane crash find themselves within the borders of a government testing area and pursued by predators. My Quick Review: Area 407 was a painful movie to watch, from the beginning to the end. I just came back from a plane trip myself and the first thing I noticed was how fake the […]

Hatchet III Review

Synopsis (from IMDb): A search and recovery team heads into the haunted swamp to pick up the pieces and Marybeth learns the secret to ending the voodoo curse that has left Victor Crowley haunting and terrorizing Honey Island Swamp for decades. My Quick Review: I think I’ve had enough Victor Crawley to last me a while. In […]

Hatchet II Review

Synopsis: Marybeth escapes the clutches of the bayou-butcher Victor Crowley and returns to the swamp with an army of hunters and gunmen, determined to end Crowley’s reign of horror once and for all. My Quick Review: Victor Crowley is back and the killings are nastier than ever. The second Hatchet movie starts right where the other […]

Home Movie Review

Synopsis: (from IMDb) In the remote woods of upstate New York, the Poe family lives a Norman Rockwell life. Perfect house. Perfect marriage. If only the children stopped stapling frogs to trees. Something is very wrong with Jack and Emily Poe, the ten-year old twins. And, to stop them, their parents must enter the nightmare of […]

Hatchet Review

Synopsis: (from IMDb) When a group of tourists on a New Orleans haunted swamp tour find themselves stranded in the wilderness, their evening of fun and spooks turns into a horrific nightmare. My Quick Review: There is not much to say about Hatchet except that it does its job. It is a fun gory ride, an […]

Evil Things Review

Synopsis: (from IMDb)  On January 9, 2009, five college students left New York City for a weekend in the country. 48 hours later, all five students have simply vanished without a trace. There were no leads and no evidence – until now. (From Me): 5 dull friends tape their weekend in the country. They are […]

The Poughkeepsie Tapes Review

Synopsis (from IMDb): In an abandoned house in Poughkeepsie, New York murder investigators uncover hundreds of tapes showing decades of a serial killer’s work. My Short Review: The Poughkeepsie Tapes is a mockumentary about a serial killer, mixing found footage from interviews and actual footage taken by the killer. And maybe I should not have watched this […]

V/H/S/2 Review

Synopsis (from IMDb) : Searching for a missing student, two private investigators break into his house and find collection of VHS tapes. Viewing the horrific contents of each cassette, they realize there may be dark motives behind the student’s disappearance. My Review: After a stretch of really bad movies, it seems I’m on a roll again. […]

Resolution Review

Synopsis: (from IMDb) Michael (Peter Cilella) is committed to getting his best friend Chris (Vinny Curran) to sober up and get his life back on track. But what begins as an attempt to save his friend’s life quickly takes an unexpected turn as the two friends confront personal demons, the consequences of past actions, and forces […]