Paranormal Activity 4 Review

Year:2012 Directed by: Henry Joost + Ariel Schulman  Summary: It has been five years since the disappearance of Katie and Hunter, and a suburban family witnesses strange events in their neighborhood when a woman and a mysterious child move in.  (from IMDb)  Neoli’s Review: Rotten Tomatoes gives a disappointing score of 4.3 out of 10 to […]

Texas Chainsaw 3D Review

Year: 2013 Director: John Luessenhop Summary (from IMDb): A young woman travels to Texas to collect an inheritance; little does she know that an encounter with a chainsaw-wielding killer is part of the reward. Short Review: I’ll try to make this quick: This is the worst Texas Chainsaw Massacre to ever grace a movie screen. The […]

6 Souls (aka Shelter) Review

Year: 2010, rereleased in 2013 Director: Måns Mårlind + Björn Stein Starring: Julianne Moore, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Jeffrey DeMunn Summary: (from IMDb) A female forensic psychiatrist discovers that all of one of her patient’s multiple personalities are murder victims. She will have to find out what’s happening before her time is finished. Neoli’s Review: Don’t mind the critics. […]

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Review

Year: 2012 Director: Timur Bekmambetov Summary: Did you know that one of the greatest American President was also a Vampire Hunter? No? Well neither did I. Thankfully this movie is here to tell us about the dark side of Abraham Lincoln. My quick Review: Despite having a ridiculous title I was looking forward to Abraham […]

Evil Dead (2013) Review

Year: 2013 Director: Fede Alvarez Starring:  Jane Levy, Shiloh Fernandez, Lou Taylor Pucci, Jessica Lucas, Elizabeth Blackmore Neoli’s Review: If it’s gore you want, you’ve come to the right place.  Evil Dead, the 2013 remake by Fede Alvarez, has plenty of gore to last you for a long time.  This is torture porn at its […]

A Haunted House Review

Year: 2013 Director: Michael Tiddes Stars: Marlon Wayans, Essence Atkins Synopsis: Malcolm’s girlfriend moves into his house but she brought something with her. A ghost who will start to haunt the couple. My Quick Review: A Haunted House is a horror comedy that mainly spoofs “Paranormal Activity” and other found footage movies such at “The […]

The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia Review

Year: 2013 Directed by: Tom Elkins Starring: Abigail Spencer, Chad Michael Murray, Katee Sackhoff, Emily Alyn Lind, Cicely Tyson Neoli’s Review: Scary, but with a purpose.  This probably best sums ups The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia, the horror film that lists two U.S. states in its title. In the sequel, Lisa (Abigail […]

The Cabin In The Woods Review

Year: 2012 Director: Drew Goddard Rating: 9/10 Neoli’s Review: The Cabin in the Woods is one of those films I actually anticipated watching in the cinema last year.  Not because I was a big fan of Joss Whedon (who gave me Buffy the Vampire Slayer during my awkward teenage years), but because I read many […]

The Last Exorcism Part II Review

Year: 2013 Director: Ed Gass-Donnelly Summary (from IMDb): As Nell Sweetzer tries to build a new life after the events of the first movie, the evil force that once possessed her returns with an even more horrific plan. Neoli’s Short Review:  In a word: NO.  The Last Exorcism Part II provides the necessary chills and goose bumps, especially in […]

Wrong Turn Review

Year: 2003 Director: Rob Schmidt Synopsis (from IMDb): Six people find themselves trapped in the woods of West Virginia, hunted down by “cannibalistic mountain men grossly disfigured through generations of in-breeding.” My Short Review: This was my second viewing of Wrong Turn and since I had just watched Cabin Fever the day before, it was interesting to […]