Piranha 3DD Review

Synopsis: After the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark. My quick review: I’m all in favor of fun brainless movies. And come on, this one has ” The Hoff” in it. But there is a fine line between dumb and dumber. Piranha 3DD […]

Hatchet III Review

Synopsis (from IMDb): A search and recovery team heads into the haunted swamp to pick up the pieces and Marybeth learns the secret to ending the voodoo curse that has left Victor Crowley haunting and terrorizing Honey Island Swamp for decades. My Quick Review: I think I’ve had enough Victor Crawley to last me a while. In […]

No One Lives Review

Synopsis: A gang of ruthless highway killers kidnap a wealthy couple traveling cross country only to shockingly discover that things are not what they seem. My Short Review: I was looking forward to Ryûhei Kitamura’s (Versus, Midnight Meat Train) new movie despite a slightly underwhelming trailer. Unfortunately, the movie is exactly what the trailer promises, nothing […]

Ginger Snaps Review

Synopsis: (from IMDB) Two death-obsessed sisters, outcasts in their suburban neighborhood, must deal with the tragic consequences when one of them is bitten by a deadly werewolf My Quick Review: Ginger Snaps was actually a good surprise. I love the fact that the main characters are young girls when, usually, werewolf movies are all about guys […]

Hatchet II Review

Synopsis: Marybeth escapes the clutches of the bayou-butcher Victor Crowley and returns to the swamp with an army of hunters and gunmen, determined to end Crowley’s reign of horror once and for all. My Quick Review: Victor Crowley is back and the killings are nastier than ever. The second Hatchet movie starts right where the other […]

Hatchet Review

Synopsis: (from IMDb) When a group of tourists on a New Orleans haunted swamp tour find themselves stranded in the wilderness, their evening of fun and spooks turns into a horrific nightmare. My Quick Review: There is not much to say about Hatchet except that it does its job. It is a fun gory ride, an […]

V/H/S/2 Review

Synopsis (from IMDb) : Searching for a missing student, two private investigators break into his house and find collection of VHS tapes. Viewing the horrific contents of each cassette, they realize there may be dark motives behind the student’s disappearance. My Review: After a stretch of really bad movies, it seems I’m on a roll again. […]

28 Days Later Review

Synopsis: (from IMDb) Four weeks after a mysterious, incurable virus spreads throughout the UK, a handful of survivors try to find sanctuary. Neoli’s Review:  Ask me to recommend a good zombie-themed horror film and I’ll recommend 28 Days Later in a heartbeat.  Danny Boyle directed this film which we might expect to feature the same hip and cool […]

The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) Review

Synopsis: (from IMDb) Inspired by the fictional Dr. Heiter, disturbed loner Martin dreams of creating a 12-person centipede and sets out to realize his sick fantasy. My Quick Review: What a gruesome movie. After all the backlash Tom Six got with The Human Centipede, he made a movie filled with everything that was missing in […]

Art Of The Devil (Khon Len Khong) Review

Synopsis: Boom, pregnant from an affair, is told by her lover to leave him and his family alone. Enraged, she goes to a witch doctor and has him use black magic against her ex-lover and his family My Quick Review: Apart from the first 15mns and some parts of the last 20mns, everything else in Art […]